








Tees that survive
shed day.
6.5oz ringspun cotton. Screen-printed by hand in batches of 75 so the ink sits thick and the detail stays sharp wash after wash. Each design drawn by a keeper who knows a tokay from a crested.
- Unisex sizing XSโ3XL
- Water-based, non-toxic inks
- Pre-shrunk, tagless comfort
- Ships in compostable mailers
"My beardie climbed onto my chest and stared at the gecko on my shirt for a full minute. Worth every penny."
Pins for every
species in your care.
Die-struck hard enamel with a rubber clutch back. Each pin captures the exact morph โ not a generic "lizard" but a tangerine leopard gecko with the right eye colour and toe pads.
Leopard Gecko
Tangerine
Blue Tongue Skink
Northern
Ball Python
Pastel Clown
Crested Gecko
Flame
โฆ Hover a pin card โ they have opinions about gravity.

Hand-pulled
Every. Single. One.
Pulled by hand.
Not a machine.
Every Scales tee starts as a drawing. Then a film positive. Then a hand-burned screen. Then a keeper pulls a squeegee across it one slow pass at a time. The ink smell is real. The pride is realer.
Keeper-artist sketches the species from life reference
Artwork exposed onto a photosensitive mesh screen
Water-based ink hand-squeegeed at 45ยฐ โ one pass
Flash-dried at 320ยฐF for a wash-permanent bond
"I printed my first run on a folding table in my reptile room. My ball python watched the whole thing from her tub. She approved."
